Monday, March 24, 2008

Boots and Boobs



Tabbie and I ended up doing touristy stuff on Hollywood Blvd. this weekend. A few blocks past Mann's Chinese Theatre and all the street performers, a glorious thing happens...

The souvenir shops filled with star maps and t-shirts are replaced with stripper stores full of sexy little outfits and ridiculously awesome shoes.

Tabbie and I saw these beauties on sale (2 pair for $45) and knew we needed them. I got red and she got gold. It didn't matter that we had no place to wear these beauties; we were excited just to put them on and parade around the beach house in them.

So if you visit our place, make sure you request a show. Who knows...maybe we'll throw a little dance in there as well.

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On another note, I wanted to thank everyone who voted in the Boobie Wars. I know a lot of you had comments that didn't show up (or other issues with the contest) and I apologize for any problems that arose. Your support was overwhelming and the majority of the traffic to the site came from my blog and Tabbie's.

Boobies rule!

48 comments:

Anndi said...

Boots that were never made for walking... excellent!

Tony Alva said...

I vote we start another boobie war!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

note to potential visitors: There is no way in the world that I will be dancing in my golden boots. While I can walk a good few feet before teetering, a dance would be treacherous.

(note to GB- remember us talking about those awful "solve this word puzzle before you can post your comment" things? you've got one on here. a-hole.)

Slyde said...

i have that same pair of boots at home...

wait, what?

Ginormous Boobs said...

Anndi: Welcome! And no they were not. In fact, I can barely stand in them.


Tony: I think I might have to host a contest for the mens first.

AB: You could totally do a lap dance while wearing them. Duh!

I had no idea I was doing that crazy word verification crap. I changed it.

Slyde: What color are yours?

captain corky said...

Boobs, long legs and high heals, these are a few of my favorite things!

Jay said...

Those boots are hot! So are the legs!

CarmenSinCity said...

Those boots are HOT - I wanna go shopping with you and Tabbie!!!!

Infamous JP said...

Those boots are not made for walking or dancing... They were made for fucking! Don't believe me? Here let me show you...

Mike said...

I want to see you ladies walk in those.

Congrats on winning the Boobie Awards.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Corky: Mine too! But I would add bloggers to that list as well.

Jay: Why thank you!

Carmen: A Vegas trip is in the works for the very near future. Shopping with you will be included.

JP: Well, I saw what the black boots could elicit. I can only imagine what you'd show me with the red.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Mike: On my next trip to Virginia, the boots will be packed.

B.E. Earl said...

No need to thank us for participating in Boobie Wars.

It was a pleasure! ;)

Ginormous Boobs said...

B.E: Look for more of these kind of things in the future

Tequila Mockingbird said...

OMFG i have the exact same shoes, only in black. w00t, i heart them immensely!

Michael Young said...

What a fun blog! Glad I found it (by accident, at that).

Ginormous Boobs said...

Tequila: SHUT THE EFF UP!! You, me and Tabbie need to totally do some kind of slutty Rockettes thing in our hooker boots.

Michael: Thanks for stopping by. SHould I even ask how you find the blog?

MisstressM said...

Oh My! I want ONE

Ginormous Boobs said...

MisstressM: You and the Pink Good Knight need to get some...I will gladly lead you to the store.

Wombat said...

Anndi has it exactly.

Boots that don't allow you to run away are juuuuuust perfect.

Some Guy said...

It was nice to finally cast a vote for a winner! Congrats to you & Tabbie on your recent victory!

Perhaps a celebratory bath is in order?

Ginormous Boobs said...

Wombat: It's kind of like foot binding, right?

Some Guy: We're saving the celebration bath for AFTER our trip to the adult store.

TheBirdman33 said...

Those boots are hot, I wouldn't mind seeing how you look in them up close and personal ROAR

Ginormous Boobs said...

Birdman: I think that might cause some overwhelming throbbing.

jo said...

ooh gotta love boots...

hmm and tabbie asked me to go over to the beach house haha!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Jo: Well, now I'm asking you to come over too.

teamslinger said...

I am so sad I missed th eboobie war voting. YOu and Tabbie would have had my vote (not that you needed it)

Very sexy pics in the tub, ladies!

Wombat said...

Deformation of ladies' feet isn't quite what I had in mind, Boobs. Just a mock escape and subsequent capture scenario with fun for all is what I had in mind.

pistols at dawn said...

I did always enjoy Hollywood Blvd's ability to get super shady super quickly. It's not all $6 Oki Dogs.

That Bitchy Chick said...

God, if I only had the legs for boots like those...they totally kick-ass!

Mister Underhill said...

Bow down and worship boobies at the church of your choice.

cathouse teri said...

AW... too bad I missed out on the boobie wars!

Love the boots. I'm gonna hafta stop by for the show.

Had to stop and see who this "Ginormous Boobs" person was. Also, I love your blog name, since I'm no lady, either.

TheBirdman33 said...

I'm will to take that chance...

Matt-Man said...

Boobies Do rule, but so don't red, thigh high boots. Cheers!!

The Mountain Cat said...

ahh boobies make ME bounce! :-)....

Ginormous Boobs said...

Team: It was a close contest for sure. And welcome to the blog!

Wombat: You haven't tried walking in these suckers. My feet and ankles are going to be deformed after I fall and shatter everything below my knees.

Pistols: Have you been since Hollywood and Highland opened?

Bitchy: Everyone has legs for these - we got em because they stretch.

Mister: That kind of worship would totally convince me to go to church.

Cathouse: Nice to meet you! I'm expecting you to compete in the next Boobie Wars.

And stop by anytime. We heart bloggers coming over.

Birdman: You are a brave man.

Matt-Man: I love these boots more each and every day.

Mountain: How high do they make you bounce?

Amadeo said...

For some reason I want to say you could kick someones ass with those on...maybe my mind moves in different ways.

the other cory said...

holy shit, you do have ginormous boobies! That boobie war just about makes me want to drop my pants and beat it right here! Very nice!

Trukindog said...

WOW that pic. has given me at least two weeks worth of sex dreams. One of witch will include Black Fishnet Stockings and a red silk garter belt with black lace trim along with those hot boots.
Don't worry , you wont be standing long. heh heh heh

TheBirdman33 said...

You don't scare me lady, bring it!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Amadeo: As long as I sat in a chair, I could kick some serious ass.

The Other Corey: Just don't spooge in my eye.

Trukindog: Sorry to disappoint, but the stockings are thigh high with a seem up the back and the garters are attached to a little frilly lace number. Red and Black.

Birdman: Not even a little bit?

TheBirdman33 said...

only in very very good ways...

Misstressm said...

Lady, I am here stalking you at your blog and I cant really stalk you because you have not updated.

HINT HINT!

Amorous Rocker said...

Those boots are amazing. I want a pair. That's an awesome deal on them too.

I found you off of... Damn, someone else's blog, lol. I forgot who I got here from. Oh well. Interesting blog. Hope you don't mind me perusing it. =)

Have a good weekend!

Babycakes said...

that's hilarious, the story about your dad's lunch!

Palm Springs Savant said...

those boots rock! When I'm in Hollywood next week I'll have to look for those...there is a girl at work who would LOVE them!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Birdman: I can do it in very very bad ways too.

MisstressM: I'm trying, Im trying.

AR: Welcome! Seriously, the deal was so good, I don;t care if I never ever wear them. It's enough to just have them in the box and stare at them from time to time.

Baby: My parents are a total trip.

PSS: Hollywood Blvd across from the Scientology Center. It's a corner shop...you can't miss it.

The Kisser said...

Boots and boobs...most important thing for any women...