After our steamy IM conversations, Creepy Guy was convinced I was hot, hot, hot for him and couldn't wait for an afternoon car escapade. In order to entice me, he sent me a link and a password to his super secret website. There, I found clips he had edited together from various homemade porns he had shot.
I like porn...scratch that...I LOVE porn (especially ameateur stuff). However, this guy managed to make my vagina shrivel a little.
The video looked like some kind of seedy snuff film. It was black & white and looked as if it had been shot via hidden camera. I crossed my fingers and prayed a masked man didn't suddenly appear with duct tape and a machete.
I wasn't able to download the video, but I did grab a screen shot. You can all thank me later for passing along this shuttersome picture.
6 comments:
Ew, dude. That's fucking sick. Ew, ew, ew.
But not as bad as the midget porn you forced me to watch.
Kinda gross. I mean, if you can't afford film stock these days, no worries, but given the ready availability of 24p cameras, this is bush league at best.
AB: You brought the midget porn on yourself. I bet that's the last time you tell me you've seen EVERYTHING.
POD: Somehow I should have expected low rent from this guy.
"shot via hidden camera"
FOUL!
"shot via hidden camera"
FOUL!
Kitten: It was beyond foul...BEYOND!
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