I was inspired by Doorknob Dan to add a CALL ME feature to my blog.
This lets you call Ginormous Boobs for free! Pretty cool, right?
I truly love drunk dials and saucy messages. I encourage everyone to pick up their phone and give me a ring a ding ding (you can do so and still keep your number private). And I promise to call anyone back who leaves a number.
Maybe I'll make it a point to return calls from the bathtub after a fabulous Tabbie martini.
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Are you into heavy breathing and fapping sounds? I usually find myself at a lack for words when leaving messages, so usually that's all that people hear on their voice mail when I'm faced with it.
But anyways, I'm honored that I inspired a way for your breast-frenzied drunken fans to drop you a line at 3AM...you're also probably sparing a lot of exes some hassle!
I had four too many martinis last weekend. Just the first two would have done me good.
Also, I'm so going to drunk dial you.
DD: I am into heavy breathing and flapping sounds, as a matter of fact. If I hear kittens weeping out of embarrassment in the background, I'll know it's you.
AB: DAMN! If only I didn't have those dinner plans, I could have seen the drunk Tabbie in Makeout Bandit mode.
I would rather you drunk rubber ducky me.
You should recommend levels...Buzzed...solid drunk...sloppy drunk..."is that english" drunk...then you can tell everyone which produced the best messages.
If someone calls you, a little worse for tequila, and swears in a really loud Scottish accent, that will be me!
Amadeo: Welcome! That is a great idea...I should maybe hold a contest this weekend.
Guv: You know, Tabbie gets drunk and suddenly aquires an English accent. It's pretty rad.
Hey
I like your place and I'll be back. Thanks for stopping by the Pantry.
;)
I am a big fan of boobs, so I'm glad you found me.
...Is Tabbie really BRITNEY SPEARS???
It would explain a lot!
Guv: She does like to impersonate people, but hasn't done Britney yet. On a trip to Vegas, she went around telling boys her name was Jen, she was from Manchester and she had just passed the bar exam.
I was wondering the same thing. I'm Britney, Bitch!
Waaaait- I don't have nappy extensions OR 50 MILLION dollars.
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