Monday, February 18, 2008

Creepy Guy Strikes Again - Pt 4

He's bacccccccckkkkk.

After our steamy IM conversations, Creepy Guy was convinced I was hot, hot, hot for him and couldn't wait for an afternoon car escapade. In order to entice me, he sent me a link and a password to his super secret website. There, I found clips he had edited together from various homemade porns he had shot.

I like porn...scratch that...I LOVE porn (especially ameateur stuff). However, this guy managed to make my vagina shrivel a little.

The video looked like some kind of seedy snuff film. It was black & white and looked as if it had been shot via hidden camera. I crossed my fingers and prayed a masked man didn't suddenly appear with duct tape and a machete.

I wasn't able to download the video, but I did grab a screen shot. You can all thank me later for passing along this shuttersome picture.



6 comments:

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Ew, dude. That's fucking sick. Ew, ew, ew.
But not as bad as the midget porn you forced me to watch.

pistols at dawn said...

Kinda gross. I mean, if you can't afford film stock these days, no worries, but given the ready availability of 24p cameras, this is bush league at best.

Ginormous Boobs said...

AB: You brought the midget porn on yourself. I bet that's the last time you tell me you've seen EVERYTHING.

POD: Somehow I should have expected low rent from this guy.

kittenpower said...

"shot via hidden camera"
FOUL!

kittenpower said...

"shot via hidden camera"
FOUL!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Kitten: It was beyond foul...BEYOND!