Friday, February 22, 2008

Yes, They Are Mine

Tabbie and I like to go bowling. We often frequent a bowl-a-oke night (bowling and karaoke all mixed into one). However, we add a little incentive to the mix.

Each game, the loser has to send the winner a dirty cell phone photo. It doesn't have to be nekkid, but it's got to be a bit racy. Anyone who bowls with us is invited to partake in the process. The only exception is if we have two family members competing - they get the option of paying another team member $5 to send a photo in their place if they lose to someone they are related to.

We also have one rule. The picture you get as a winner cannot be posted or sent anywhere. We did have one incident a year ago when the loser (a boy) sent the winner (a girl) a picture of his lovely hairy balls. Said girl then used that picture as her myspace photo for a week. It was hilarious, but her punishment was stern.

I took my banner photo for saucy reasons and had planned to use it at a bowling event I went to a few weeks ago in case I lost. Tabbie, convinced that she was too gimpy to participate in the cell phone fun, scrapped our contest for the night. And so this poor little picture never made it to the winner (I bowled bad, very very bad).

***If anyone is ever in Cali and feels the need to get their bowl on, give me a ring. I also take pinball bets as well.

19 comments:

Jay said...

That's pretty much the greatest banner photo in the history of the blogosphere.

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Oh.. it is *SO* on Babe.. me and my Spongebob Squarepants bowling ball will take you on any day of the week... bwa.ha.ha.ha.... :P

Ginormous Boobs said...

Jay: Glad you like. I didn't realize it was going to appear quite so ginormous when I posted it.

Pink: I am now offically planning a blogger bowling night for the summer. Give me the dates you'll be here and I'll put it on the calendar.

doorknob_dan said...

I was good at bowling in the past, but ever since the blowout of '98 where that fucking guy who hands out the shoes called me out on putting my toes over the line and we had that shootout with police and SWAT teams and drove down the freeway in a flaming bus and ran into a jet on the airport tarmac, well, let's just say that I stay away from bowling these days.

Nowadays I just play with other balls. Those ones you squeeze when you're tense. That provide stress release. Ambiguous? Maybe, but that's how I roll.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

Dear everyone,
NEVER play pinball against GB. She will kick your ass and laugh with her winnings every time.
Don't believe me?
It's your pride on the line.
~Tabbie

MisstressM said...

I LOVE your blog. Cinn Kitty only reads the best blogs. I am so adding you to my blogroll

Ginormous Boobs said...

DD: PUSSY!!!

AB: Stop telling all my secrets. I could win some pretty awesome stuff as a pinball shark. I'll totally share with you.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Mistress M: I am EXTREMELY flattered. I have already added you to my roll.

I'm happy to have found another lady in the area doing the Lord's work.

NWO said...

Can you settle for Wii bowling?

pistols at dawn said...

I imagine you now are 8,000 times more popular than ever.

Ginormous Boobs said...

NWO: Welcome! Man, I've never Wii bowled before, so the odds are greatly stacked against me. How about online UNO?

Pistols: I like to think my popularity is due to being the object of Gary Coleman's love...even if it was for a very short time.

externalappearance said...

As someone who's never gotten the attraction of bowling, I do salute the additional excitement you've added to the game!

And in the spirit of challenges being thrown around, I'd like to challenge you all, in the even you should come to Finland, to a round of curling. (way fun when you're drunk. Sliding along the ice on your stomach optional)

I love your blog!

Ginormous Boobs said...

External: Hi!! Tabbie is very excited you are back in the blogging world! Can't wait to get caught up on yours.

I am thinking of taking a blogging inspired trip. Perhaps I will compete in various local events...I will put Finland and drunken curling on the list for sure. Now i just have to figure out what the hell that is exactly...something that looks like sweeping ice?

MisstressM said...

I cant bowl to save my life.....and whats even better is that I am known for taking raunchy pictures of myself.

Ginormous Boobs said...

Misstress M: Oh, you are so invited to the next bowling night. I need some new raunchy pics for my viewing pleasure.

MariaG097 said...

OOOH, I so have a very of those kinds of shots ready for bowling in CA! I'll call you when I get there!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Maria: SWEET...game on!!! Are you coming out here soon? Are you staying at our beach house? We have references, you know

MariaG097 said...

You have references? Don't forget...I know some of your references...

Ginormous Boobs said...

Maria: I know you know at least 2 of them. And that one in Norfolk better be giving me a stellar rating.