Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Drunk Dials and Prank Calls

I was inspired by Doorknob Dan to add a CALL ME feature to my blog.

This lets you call Ginormous Boobs for free! Pretty cool, right?

I truly love drunk dials and saucy messages. I encourage everyone to pick up their phone and give me a ring a ding ding (you can do so and still keep your number private). And I promise to call anyone back who leaves a number.

Maybe I'll make it a point to return calls from the bathtub after a fabulous Tabbie martini.


doorknob_dan said...

Are you into heavy breathing and fapping sounds? I usually find myself at a lack for words when leaving messages, so usually that's all that people hear on their voice mail when I'm faced with it.

But anyways, I'm honored that I inspired a way for your breast-frenzied drunken fans to drop you a line at 3AM...you're also probably sparing a lot of exes some hassle!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I had four too many martinis last weekend. Just the first two would have done me good.
Also, I'm so going to drunk dial you.

Ginormous Boobs said...

DD: I am into heavy breathing and flapping sounds, as a matter of fact. If I hear kittens weeping out of embarrassment in the background, I'll know it's you.

AB: DAMN! If only I didn't have those dinner plans, I could have seen the drunk Tabbie in Makeout Bandit mode.

I would rather you drunk rubber ducky me.

Amadeo said...

You should recommend levels...Buzzed...solid drunk...sloppy drunk..."is that english" drunk...then you can tell everyone which produced the best messages.

The Guv'ner said...

If someone calls you, a little worse for tequila, and swears in a really loud Scottish accent, that will be me!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Amadeo: Welcome! That is a great idea...I should maybe hold a contest this weekend.

Guv: You know, Tabbie gets drunk and suddenly aquires an English accent. It's pretty rad.

Anonymous said...

I like your place and I'll be back. Thanks for stopping by the Pantry.


I am a big fan of boobs, so I'm glad you found me.

The Guv'ner said...

...Is Tabbie really BRITNEY SPEARS???

It would explain a lot!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Guv: She does like to impersonate people, but hasn't done Britney yet. On a trip to Vegas, she went around telling boys her name was Jen, she was from Manchester and she had just passed the bar exam.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

I was wondering the same thing. I'm Britney, Bitch!
Waaaait- I don't have nappy extensions OR 50 MILLION dollars.